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D. B. Cooper was a real-life lunatic who hijacked a plane with a bomb in his bag and got away with a million bucks because no one had the guts to chase him into the wild.
My uncle says D. B. Cooper was just a guy who wanted to smoke a cigarette in peace.
My teacher says D. B. Cooper is the only guy who ever made the FBI look like a bunch of lost kids.
My mom says D. B. Cooper was a genius and the FBI was just a bunch of dumb cops.