D.B.A.T.L.A.
Don't be a chicken butt and love again
Why are you still single? You're not a chicken butt.
Don't be a chicken butt and fall for that guy again.
Stop being a chicken butt and love that girl back.
Discover Slang
D.B.A.T.L.A.
Don't be a poop head and try loving again
You're not a poop head. Just go for it.
Don't be a poop head and miss your chance.
Don't be a poop head and let love slip away.
D.B.A.T.L.A.
Don't be a f***ing coward and love again
You're not a f***ing coward. Get back out there.
Don't be a f***ing coward and let love pass you by.
Don't be a f***ing coward and stay single forever.
D.B.A.T.L.A.
Don't be a f***ing loser and try loving again
Don't be a f***ing loser and let love go.
You're not a f***ing loser. Love again.
Don't be a f***ing loser and stay heartbroken.
D.B.A.T.L.A.
Don't be a f***ing idiot and love again
Don't be a f***ing idiot and fall for the same person again.
You're not a f***ing idiot. Just love again.
Don't be a f***ing idiot and miss your chance.
D.B.A.T.L.A.
Don't be a s***head and love again
Don't be a s***head and let love walk away.
You're not a s***head. Just love again.
Don't be a s***head and end up alone again.
D.B.A.N.
Don't be a n*gga. A total loser who thinks he's a king but can't even get it up.
"I tried to impress her with my poem, but she just laughed and said I was a n*gga."
He tried to drag race a pickup truck but got left in the dust like a chump.
He told me he met Beyoncé, but she was at the same store and didn't even know who he was.
D.B.A.N.
Don't be a Nick. A guy who's too proud to admit he's bad in bed and thinks he's a Latin king.
He says he's Puerto Rican, but nobody knows what that means.
He got an F in Life 101 and still thinks he's the best.
He sends poems he copied from the internet to girls and says they're his.
D.B.A.N.
A guy who can't keep a girlfriend and makes them feel like trash.
He cheated on his girlfriend and then said she was a "b*tch."
He broke up with three girls in one week and called them all trash.
He said his ex was a "waste of time" and then asked her for a second date.
D.B.A.N.
A guy who drives a Lexus and thinks he's tough but gets beat by a pickup truck.
He tried to drag race a truck and got left in the dust.
He said he could beat any truck, but his Lexus looked like a toy.
He lost to a pickup truck and said the truck was a "b*tch."
D.B.A.N.
A guy who talks sh*t about his friends behind their back.
He told everyone his friend was a "total n*gga."
He said his best friend was a "b*tch" just because he didn't like him.
He told his friend's ex that he was a "total piece of s*h*t."
D.B.A.N.
A guy who thinks he's a Daddy Yankee clone and can't sing worth a d*mn.
He tried to sing at a party and sounded like a dying goat.
He said he was a "Daddy Yankee clone" but couldn't even sing a full song.
He tried to rap and sounded like a kid with a broken recorder.
D.B.A.N.
A guy who can't decide if he's Italian or Puerto Rican and says he's both.
He said he was Italian but couldn't even make pasta.
He said he was Puerto Rican but didn't know what that meant.
He told his mom he was both and she said he was a "total n*gga."
D.B.A.N.
A guy who thinks he met a celebrity but didn't even know them.
He said he met Drake but didn't even know who he was.
He said he met Taylor Swift but she was at the same store.
He told everyone he met Rihanna, but she didn't even know who he was.
D.B.A.N.
A total jerk who gets an F in Life 101 and still thinks he's the best.
He failed Life 101 and still thinks he's a king.
He got an F and said it was a "total fluke."
He said he was the best even though he failed everything.
D.B.A.N.
A guy who copies poems from the internet and gives them to girls like they're his own.
He gave a girl a poem he copied from the internet and said it was his.
He copied a poem and said it was his masterpiece.
He sent a girl a poem and said it was his, but it was just a copy from the internet.
D.B.A.J.
A way to tell someone they're the worst kind of idiot. It's like calling them a brain-dead, smelly, two-bit piece of garbage.
D. B. A. J. You just tripped over your own feet and still didn't notice.
D. B. A. J. You tried to flirt with a chicken at the grocery store.
D. B. A. J. You wore socks with sandals and called it a fashion statement.
D.B.A.J.
A loud and angry way to tell someone they're a complete waste of oxygen. It's like yelling at a wall that's already broken.
D. B. A. J. You tried to fix your phone by throwing it at a wall. It didn’t work.
D. B. A. J. You tried to eat a whole pizza by yourself and cried when it was gone.
D. B. A. J. You took a selfie in the middle of a fire and posted it as ‘epic’.
D.B.A.J.
A very strong insult that means someone is so dumb they should be banned from the planet. It’s like saying they’re not just stupid, they’re legally stupid.
D. B. A. J. You tried to explain the internet to your grandpa and he nodded like he understood.
D. B. A. J. You wore your pajamas to work and called it ‘casual Friday’.
D. B. A. J. You tried to talk to a robot and it asked you for a drink.
D.B.A.J.
A way to tell someone they’re so clueless it’s like they’re made of clouds. It’s like saying they have no brain and no idea how to use it.
D. B. A. J. You tried to drive but had no idea how the car worked.
D. B. A. J. You tried to play chess and put your queen in the middle of the board first.
D. B. A. J. You thought a hurricane was just a really loud fan.