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D.Bricks
Bricks is a handsome dude with a massive cock. He’s always getting it on with Jackie, and everyone else is just a bunch of ugly losers who can’t compete.
Bricks is like a king. Jackie is his queen. Everyone else is just a peasant.
He’s got a rod so big, it could start a war. And he uses it daily.
Jackie’s his love. Everyone else is just a pain in the ass.
D.Bricks
Bricks is a good-looking guy with a huge penis. He and Jackie have sex all the time, and everyone else is just a bunch of ugly failures.
Bricks is the main man. Jackie’s the main woman. Everyone else is just extra baggage.
He’s got a meaty member. He uses it every day. And Jackie loves it.
He’s the star. Jackie is the co-star. Everyone else is just a background actor.
D.B.T.K.
A fancy way of saying you blew someone so hard they came before the kettle even had a chance to make tea. Used for guys who cum faster than a sad kid at a candy store.
My mate Dave did a D. B. T. K. on his girlfriend and then laughed at the kettle.
He did a D. B. T. K. so fast the kettle was like, 'What even was this?'
I did a D. B. T. K. and my dad asked if I was trying to break the kettle.
D.B.T.K.
When you give someone such a good head that they spill their load before the kettle gets to the boil. Basically the fastest way to make tea and cum at the same time.
He did a D. B. T. K. so fast the kettle was still cold.
She did a D. B. T. K. and the kettle was like, 'I'm not even ready yet.'
They did a D. B. T. K. and the kettle had a heart attack.
D.B.T.K.
A legendary move where you blow someone so good they come before the kettle even starts to hiss. For guys who cum so fast they're like, 'What even is time?'
He did a D. B. T. K. and the kettle said, 'You're a legend.'
She did a D. B. T. K. and the kettle was like, 'I’m not even on yet.'
They did a D. B. T. K. and the kettle was like, 'I’m just here for the tea.'
D.B.I.
Killing bitches before they even blink.
I D. B. I.'d my ex in 2 seconds flat.
That girl tried to talk to me, I D. B. I.'d her.
He saw my girlfriend and D. B. I.'d him on the spot.
D.B.I.
Bitch slaying before they can even say hello.
I D. B. I.'d my crush before he could say anything.
She texted me, I D. B. I.'d her.
He came up to me, I D. B. I.'d him before he could breathe.
D.B.I.
Blowin’ up bitches before they know what hit ’em.
I D. B. I.’d my ex in the middle of the hallway.
She tried to flirt, I D. B. I.’d her instantly.
He said hi, I D. B. I.’d him before he could talk.
D.B.I.
Bitch murder in record time.
I D. B. I.’d my ex right in front of my friends.
She said hello, I D. B. I.’d her like it was nothing.
He walked by, I D. B. I.’d him before he could say a word.
D.B.I.
Bitch destruction at lightning speed.
I D. B. I.’d my crush right in the middle of class.
She texted me, I D. B. I.’d her before I even looked at my phone.
He said hi, I D. B. I.’d him before he could even blink.
D.B.I.
Bitch elimination before they know what’s happening.
I D. B. I.’d my ex right in front of my mom.
She said hi, I D. B. I.’d her instantly.
He came up to me, I D. B. I.’d him before he even said a word.
D.B.E.P.
Drink Beer Eat Pussy: When you jam a beer down a girl’s snatch, shut her legs like a trap, pick her up and shake her like a ragdoll for 30 seconds. Then you take the beer out and stick your face in there.
At the party, I did DBEP on my cousin’s girlfriend and she cried like a baby.
He did DBEP on his ex and she got so mad she bit his ear.
My brother did DBEP on a barista and now she won’t serve him coffee.
D.B.E.P.
Drink Beer Eat Pussy: You take a long neck beer, you shove it in a girl’s snatch, you shut her legs tight, you pick her up and shake her like a bag of chips. Then you take the beer out and go for a faceplant.
I did DBEP on my sister and she threw a milkshake in my face.
At the club, he did DBEP on some girl and she laughed so hard she peed.
My friend did DBEP on his girlfriend and she fainted.
D.B.E.P.
Drink Beer Eat Pussy: When you use a beer as a tool to stuff a girl’s snatch, lock her legs like a cage, lift her up and shake her like a madman. Then you pull the beer out and go for a face full of love.
He did DBEP on a waitress and she spilled a whole tray of drinks.
I did DBEP on my mom and she yelled at me for the rest of the day.
My brother did DBEP on his girlfriend and now he’s stuck with her for life.
D.B.B.C.
Drink Beer Bang Chicks is like your daily routine if you're a drunk idiot who can't handle responsibilities.
I came home at 3 a. m. and still had the energy to bang my neighbor.
My job is gone. My life is gone. But my beer is still here.
I don't care if I pass out in the middle of the street. I'm still living my D. B. B. C. dream.
D.B.B.C.
Drink Beer Bang Chicks is when you're too lazy to think and just go with the flow of stupidity.
I drank six beers. I banged two girls. I forgot my own name.
My brain is a mess. My pants are a mess. But I'm happy.
I don't need a plan. I just need a beer and a target.
D.B.B.C.
Drink Beer Bang Chicks is your life if you're too dumb to know when to stop.
I drank until I was drunk. I banged until I was tired. I didn't care about anything else.
I didn't even remember my own phone number. But I remembered how to bang chicks.
I passed out on the floor. I woke up with a girl on top of me. That's a win.
D.B.B.C.
Drink Beer Bang Chicks is when you're too drunk to care and too horny to quit.
I drank like a beast. I banged like a wild man. I didn't care if I died.
I don't know what time it is. I don't know where I am. But I know I'm still living my D. B. B. C. life.
I don't need a reason to bang. I just need a beer and a target.
D.B.B.C.
Drink Beer Bang Chicks is your life if you're too stupid to know you're stupid.
I don't know why I'm doing this. I just know I like it.
I drank. I banged. I didn't think. That's my life.
I don't need a plan. I just need a beer and a chick.
D.B.B.C.
Drink Beer Bang Chicks is when you're too drunk to think and too horny to stop.
I drank. I banged. I didn't even remember my own name.
I didn't care about my job. I didn't care about my life. I just cared about my beer and my chick.
I passed out. I woke up. I still had a chick. That's my life.
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