D.B.B.C.
Drink Beer Bang Chicks is when you're too drunk to think and too horny to stop.
I drank. I banged. I didn't even remember my own name.
I didn't care about my job. I didn't care about my life. I just cared about my beer and my chick.
I passed out. I woke up. I still had a chick. That's my life.