Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Drink Beer Bang Chicks is like your daily routine if you're a drunk idiot who can't handle responsibilities.

I came home at 3 a. m. and still had the energy to bang my neighbor.

My job is gone. My life is gone. But my beer is still here.

I don't care if I pass out in the middle of the street. I'm still living my D. B. B. C. dream.

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Drink Beer Bang Chicks is when you're too lazy to think and just go with the flow of stupidity.

I drank six beers. I banged two girls. I forgot my own name.

My brain is a mess. My pants are a mess. But I'm happy.

I don't need a plan. I just need a beer and a target.

3

Drink Beer Bang Chicks is your life if you're too dumb to know when to stop.

I drank until I was drunk. I banged until I was tired. I didn't care about anything else.

I didn't even remember my own phone number. But I remembered how to bang chicks.

I passed out on the floor. I woke up with a girl on top of me. That's a win.

4

Drink Beer Bang Chicks is when you're too drunk to care and too horny to quit.

I drank like a beast. I banged like a wild man. I didn't care if I died.

I don't know what time it is. I don't know where I am. But I know I'm still living my D. B. B. C. life.

I don't need a reason to bang. I just need a beer and a target.

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Drink Beer Bang Chicks is your life if you're too stupid to know you're stupid.

I don't know why I'm doing this. I just know I like it.

I drank. I banged. I didn't think. That's my life.

I don't need a plan. I just need a beer and a chick.

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Drink Beer Bang Chicks is when you're too drunk to think and too horny to stop.

I drank. I banged. I didn't even remember my own name.

I didn't care about my job. I didn't care about my life. I just cared about my beer and my chick.

I passed out. I woke up. I still had a chick. That's my life.