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D.C. Dip and Twirl
When a politician flaps their hands and spins like they're trying to fling your question into the void
He flapped his hands, did a D. C. Dip and Twirl, and said, "I have no idea what you're talking about."
She flapped her hands, did a D. C. Dip and Twirl, and walked off like she’d never been asked a question in her life.
He flapped his hands, did a D. C. Dip and Twirl, and said, "I’m not responsible for that."
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D.C. Dip and Twirl
When a politician sways like a drunk jellyfish and spins like they're trying to erase the question from the universe
He swayed like a drunk jellyfish, did a D. C. Dip and Twirl, and said, "I don’t know what you’re talking about."
She swayed like she was drunk, did a D. C. Dip and Twirl, and said, "That’s not my mess."
He swayed like he’d just been hit with a question, did a D. C. Dip and Twirl, and said, "I have no idea."
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.C. Bus Trip
When two people on a bus grab each other’s junk and pretend they’re just friends
The man and girl sat next to each other and started jerking each other off like they were besties.
They said they were just talking, but their hands were doing all the work.
The bus driver saw it and laughed like it was the funniest thing he’d ever seen.
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D.C. Bus Trip
A bus ride where a guy and girl use their hands for something way dirtier than just touching
They said they were just passing time, but their hands were busy doing something else.
The girl looked at the guy like he was the most amazing person ever, even though he was just jerking off.
They didn’t stop until the bus reached the end of the line.
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D.C. Bus Trip
When a man and girl sit on a bus and spend the whole ride pretending to be nice, but they’re really just giving each other the finger
They smiled at each other like they were best friends, but their hands were doing something else.
They said they were just passing the time, but they were really just jerking each other off.
The bus ride was the best part of their day.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.C. Bus Trip
A bus ride where a man and girl use their hands to do something that’s not allowed on public transportation
They said they were just talking, but their hands were doing something else.
They didn’t care if people saw them, they were too busy jerking each other off.
The bus was full, but they didn’t care.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.C. Bus Trip
When a man and girl on a bus spend the whole ride giving each other the finger and saying it’s just a friendly touch
They said they were just being friendly, but their hands were doing the work.
They didn’t stop until the bus reached the end of the line.
The bus driver laughed like it was the best thing he’d ever seen.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.C. Bus Trip
A bus trip where two people spend the whole ride pretending to be nice, but they’re really just jerking each other off
They said they were just passing the time, but they were really just giving each other handjobs.
The man looked at the girl like she was the best thing ever, even though he was just jerking off.
They didn’t stop until the bus reached the end of the line.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.C. Al Fuck Up
A big mess you make while trying to play a song like you're cool.
I did a D. C. Al Fuck Up and messed up the whole chorus. I looked like a total idiot.
During the concert, I messed up the beat and had to start over. D. C. Al Fuck Up, baby.
My guitar solo turned into a disaster. D. C. Al Fuck Up, I swear.
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D.C. Al Fuck Up
When you fail so hard, you might as well quit the band right then.
I tried to play the song, and it was a D. C. Al Fuck Up. I was so bad, I felt like crying.
After my D. C. Al Fuck Up, the crowd started laughing at me. I was so embarrassed.
I messed up so bad, it was a D. C. Al Fuck Up. I might never play again.
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D.C. Al Fuck Up
A total disaster in the middle of a song that makes you look like a fool.
I messed up the melody and it was a D. C. Al Fuck Up. I sounded like a monkey on a keyboard.
My D. C. Al Fuck Up made the whole performance cringe. I felt like a total mess.
During the song, I messed up so bad, it was a D. C. Al Fuck Up. I wanted to hide.
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D.C. Al Fuck Up
When you mess up the song so bad, you might as well leave the stage forever.
I messed up the song so bad, it was a D. C. Al Fuck Up. I wanted to run away from the stage.
During the concert, I had a D. C. Al Fuck Up, and it was the worst moment ever.
I messed up the song so badly, it was a D. C. Al Fuck Up. I felt like a complete failure.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.C. Al Fuck Up
A total mess in the middle of a song that makes you want to die.
I messed up the beat and it was a D. C. Al Fuck Up. I felt like I was being tortured.
During the song, I made a D. C. Al Fuck Up, and I wanted to vanish from the stage.
I messed up the melody so bad, it was a D. C. Al Fuck Up. I was so embarrassed, I wanted to disappear.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.C. (double cunt)
a woman who's so hot she has two vaginas just to handle the attention
My ex is a D. C. She had two vaginas and still couldn't handle my love for her.
I asked my friend if she was a D. C. She said yes and showed me her second one.
My cousin's a D. C. She told me she had a second one just for me.
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D.C. (double cunt)
a woman who's so powerful she has two vaginas to keep up with her strength
My mom is a D. C. She told me she has two vaginas and one is for me.
My teacher said I was a D. C. because I had two vaginas and still did my homework.
My friend's a D. C. She has two vaginas and uses them to fight off bullies.
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D.C. (double cunt)
a woman so good at everything she has two vaginas just to keep up with her life
My sister is a D. C. She has two vaginas and still has time to be cool.
My crush said I was a D. C. because I had two vaginas and still had time to flirt with him.
My neighbor's a D. C. She has two vaginas and still has time to clean her house.
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D.C hamster
A hairy set of meat sacks that hang low, usually owned by someone who thinks Oasis is the only band worth listening to
My cousin's D. C hamster looks like a squirrel got stuck in a bush and cried for three days.
I saw a guy at the Oasis concert with D. C hamster so big they looked like they were about to roll out of his pants.
My brother's D. C hamster is so hairy, it looks like he has a bush growing out of his crotch.
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D.C hamster
A pair of big, hairy balls that make you look like you've been eating hairballs for a living, and only Oasis fans have them
My neighbor’s D. C hamster is so big, he walks like he’s carrying a bag of groceries.
My D. C hamster looks like it was dipped in a bucket of pubes and left to dry in the sun.
That guy’s D. C hamster is so hairy, it’s like he’s wearing a fur coat and a hat.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.C hamster
Big, hairy balls that hang like a pair of overgrown bananas, and only people who love Oasis have them
My D. C hamster looks like it’s been in a fight with a goat and lost.
My friend’s D. C hamster is so big, he can’t sit down without a chair.
That guy’s D. C hamster is so hairy, it looks like it’s been in a blizzard and didn’t bring a coat.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.Bricks
Bricks is a hot guy with a meaty dong and he bangs Jackie every day. Everyone hates him because he’s better than them and they’re just ugly bitches.
Bricks is the main man. Jackie’s his main squeeze. Everyone else is just a side dish.
He’s got a sausage that could beat a drumline. And he uses it every day.
Jackie’s his girlfriend. Everyone else is just a backup plan.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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