D.C hamster
A pair of big, hairy balls that make you look like you've been eating hairballs for a living, and only Oasis fans have them
My neighbor’s D. C hamster is so big, he walks like he’s carrying a bag of groceries.
My D. C hamster looks like it was dipped in a bucket of pubes and left to dry in the sun.
That guy’s D. C hamster is so hairy, it’s like he’s wearing a fur coat and a hat.