D.C hamster

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A hairy set of meat sacks that hang low, usually owned by someone who thinks Oasis is the only band worth listening to

My cousin's D. C hamster looks like a squirrel got stuck in a bush and cried for three days.

I saw a guy at the Oasis concert with D. C hamster so big they looked like they were about to roll out of his pants.

My brother's D. C hamster is so hairy, it looks like he has a bush growing out of his crotch.

A pair of big, hairy balls that make you look like you've been eating hairballs for a living, and only Oasis fans have them

My neighbor’s D. C hamster is so big, he walks like he’s carrying a bag of groceries.

My D. C hamster looks like it was dipped in a bucket of pubes and left to dry in the sun.

That guy’s D. C hamster is so hairy, it’s like he’s wearing a fur coat and a hat.

Big, hairy balls that hang like a pair of overgrown bananas, and only people who love Oasis have them

My D. C hamster looks like it’s been in a fight with a goat and lost.

My friend’s D. C hamster is so big, he can’t sit down without a chair.

That guy’s D. C hamster is so hairy, it looks like it’s been in a blizzard and didn’t bring a coat.