D.C hamster
Big, hairy balls that hang like a pair of overgrown bananas, and only people who love Oasis have them
My D. C hamster looks like it’s been in a fight with a goat and lost.
My friend’s D. C hamster is so big, he can’t sit down without a chair.
That guy’s D. C hamster is so hairy, it looks like it’s been in a blizzard and didn’t bring a coat.