D.C hamster
A hairy set of meat sacks that hang low, usually owned by someone who thinks Oasis is the only band worth listening to
My cousin's D. C hamster looks like a squirrel got stuck in a bush and cried for three days.
I saw a guy at the Oasis concert with D. C hamster so big they looked like they were about to roll out of his pants.
My brother's D. C hamster is so hairy, it looks like he has a bush growing out of his crotch.