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D.C.D.C.

D. C. D. C. is when you smoke only when drunk, like it’s a sacred ritual. You don’t want to be judged when you’re normal.

Drunk cigs don’t count. I smoke when I’m wasted. That’s D. C. D. C.

I only smoke when drunk. D. C. D. C. is like a religion for me.

I smoke when I’m drunk. I don’t smoke when I’m sober. That’s D. C. D. C.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.C. money

Richness you get from breathing the same smog as politicians and getting paid to be clueless.

I got D. C. money just by nodding at a senator.

My net worth went up when I stopped pretending I knew what a budget was.

I got a raise just for saying 'yes' to a bad idea.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.C. money

The kind of wealth you get when you're rich enough to not know how rich you are.

I have D. C. money, so I don't know how much I make.

I got a check for $500 just for showing up.

My bank account is full, but I still don't know what 'fiscal responsibility' means.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.C. money

Money you get for pretending to work while people with real jobs make actual decisions.

I got D. C. money for pretending I was working on a bill.

I got a bonus for saying 'I agree' to something I didn't understand.

They paid me to not do anything, and I took it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.C. money

Wealth you get from being rich enough to be surrounded by people who think you're smart.

I got D. C. money because my boss thinks I'm a genius.

They gave me a raise just for being loud at meetings.

I got a promotion for saying 'yes' to everything.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.C. money

Cash you get for being paid to be clueless and not caring.

I got D. C. money just for not knowing what a budget is.

I got cash for being too lazy to read the fine print.

They paid me to not do anything, and I accepted.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.C. Mobile Home

Taking off all your clothes on a Metro train or platform. Then you blast your load right near a famous D. C. spot like the White House or the Capitol.

I took my pants off on the Metro and peed on the Lincoln Memorial. No shame, I was proud.

He stripped in the middle of the Metro and shot his wad right next to the Capitol steps. Classic.

She walked off the train, naked, and yelled, 'I'm gonna pee on the White House!' And she did.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.C. Mobile Home

Getting naked on the Metro and then throwing your cum at a famous place in D. C. like the Capitol or the White House.

He got naked in the Metro and dropped his load on the Capitol steps. Everyone laughed, and he walked off like a king.

I took off my clothes on the train and peed on the White House. I was brave, and I was stupid.

She stripped in the Metro and let it all out near the Lincoln Memorial. She didn’t care if people saw her.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.C. Metro Ghetto Area

The D. C. Metro Ghetto Area is a big city with more cops than sense and more guns than brains. It’s where politicians get rich while the rest of us get shot.

I got caught in the middle of a gang war and it looked like the apocalypse, but it was just Tuesday.

My cousin got locked up for selling candy and trying to rob a bank.

The mayor says he’s fighting crime, but he’s got more money than sense.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.C. Metro Ghetto Area

D. C. Metro Ghetto Area is like a giant trash can with a million people throwing stuff in it and no one wants to clean it up.

My teacher got a bullet in the head because she told the class to shut up.

The school got robbed twice this week and it’s not even Friday yet.

My brother got arrested for trying to steal a pizza and got a lifetime ban from the place.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.C. Metro Ghetto Area

The D. C. Metro Ghetto Area is where the rich live and the poor get killed. It’s like the worst of both worlds and the only thing that survives is the crime.

I saw a cop get shot for doing his job and the other cop just said, 'That’s what happens here.'

The city got hit with a flood and the only thing people cared about was getting more drugs.

My dog got run over by a car and the driver just said, 'I don’t have time for this.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.C. Metro Ghetto Area

D. C. Metro Ghetto Area is like a giant mess with too many people and not enough brain cells to fix it.

My mom got arrested for trying to steal a purse and she said, 'I was just being polite.'

The school got shut down because the principal got shot in the head during lunch.

My cousin got a lifetime ban from the mall because he tried to steal a pair of shoes and got caught.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.C. Metro Ghetto Area

The D. C. Metro Ghetto Area is where the rich get richer and the poor get killed. It's a constant battle between cops and criminals with no end in sight.

I saw a kid get shot in the head for trying to steal a candy bar.

The mayor got a new car and the city got a new problem.

My uncle got locked up for trying to rob a bank and he said, 'It was just a Tuesday.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.C. Metro Ghetto Area

D. C. Metro Ghetto Area is like a giant trash can with more people than sense and more crime than brains.

My dog got hit by a car and the driver just said, 'I don't have time for this.'

The school got shut down because the principal got shot in the head.

I got caught in the middle of a gang war and it looked like the apocalypse.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.C. Metro

The D. C. Metro is the worst train system ever made. It’s always late, smells like a trash can, and you might get diseases from touching it. The trains sound like a war zone, and the cops at the stations are the worst.

I took the Metro and missed my flight because it was 30 minutes late. I got stuck with a guy who smelled like a dumpster.

The escalator broke again. I walked up three flights of stairs and cried.

I got stabbed on the train. The guy was wearing a hoodie and had a knife.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.C. Metro

The D. C. Metro Ghetto Area is the most violent, messed-up place in the country. Gangs, drugs, and chaos are everywhere. It’s like a war zone with traffic and politics.

I saw a guy shoot someone on the street. It was like a movie scene.

The cops are scared of the gangs. They don’t even try to stop them.

My cousin got arrested for selling weed near the Metro. He got a ticket and a fine.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.C. Dip and Twirl

When politicians dodge a question like it's the last hot dog at the fair and they're not getting any

"Did you steal the election?" he said, then did a D. C. Dip and Twirl.

She tried to explain the budget, but it was just a D. C. Dip and Twirl.

He got asked about the scandal, and he did a D. C. Dip and Twirl so hard, he almost fell off the stage.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.C. Dip and Twirl

When a politician flaps their lips and spins like they're trying to confuse a goldfish

He said, "I'm not sure," and then did a D. C. Dip and Twirl like he was trying to escape a math test.

She was asked about the bill, and she just did a D. C. Dip and Twirl and walked away.

He got caught lying, so he did a D. C. Dip and Twirl and hoped no one noticed.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.C. Dip and Twirl

When a politician gives you the eye-roll and a twirl like they're trying to make you forget the question ever existed

He got asked about the scandal, gave a big eye-roll, did a D. C. Dip and Twirl, and said, "I don't know what you're talking about."

She was questioned about her budget, gave a D. C. Dip and Twirl, and said, "I have no idea what you're talking about."

He was asked about the deal, did a D. C. Dip and Twirl, and said, "I have no clue."

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.C. Dip and Twirl

When politicians shuffle their feet and spin like they’re doing a magic trick to hide the truth

He shuffled his feet and did a D. C. Dip and Twirl, then said, "I don’t know anything about that."

She did a D. C. Dip and Twirl like she was trying to disappear from the room.

He got asked about the mess, did a D. C. Dip and Twirl, and said, "That’s not my problem."

by Slangipedia 17d ago