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D.D.I.P

A time when the deal is happening and no one wants to be the one who messes it up

"D. D. I. P., I’m the guy holding the bag. If I drop it, I’m dead.", @BagHolder99

"D. D. I. P., My brother just snitched. I hate him.", @BrotherRat

"D. D. I. P., I’m gonna be the one who gets shot if this goes wrong.", @ShotGuy2025

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.D.I.P

When the deal is happening and everyone is trying to look cool but it's just a bunch of kids in the park

"D. D. I. P., I’m pretending I’m a gangster, but I just dropped my phone.", @Pretender2025

"D. D. I. P., I’m the only one who brought a backpack. Everyone else is holding a bag.", @BackpackGuy

"D. D. I. P., I just got caught by my teacher. I’m dead meat.", @DrugDealerStudent

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.D.I.P

A moment when you’re about to get rich but also about to get arrested

"D. D. I. P., I just got 100 bucks for selling a hit. I’m rich!", @RichKid2025

"D. D. I. P., I got caught by my mom. She’s gonna kill me.", @MomRat

"D. D. I. P., I sold my last hit. Now I’m broke and in jail.", @JailRat

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.D.I.P

When the deal is happening and you're the one who has to count the money and it's the worst part

"D. D. I. P., I just counted my money and it’s all fake.", @FakeMoneyMan

"D. D. I. P., I counted 100 bills and I got a headache.", @HeadacheRat

"D. D. I. P., I counted my money and I got caught by my dad.", @DadRat

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.D.I.B.

Don't you even think about doing it bro

Don't you even think about doing it bro, I just got suspended for fighting

Don't you even think about doing it bro, your mom called

Don't you even think about doing it bro, I'm out of snacks

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.D.I.B.

You're gonna regret it if you do it bro

You're gonna regret it if you do it bro, I failed my math test

You're gonna regret it if you do it bro, my dad's gonna kill me

You're gonna regret it if you do it bro, I have no money left

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.D.I.B.

You're a fool if you go through with it bro

You're a fool if you go through with it bro, I got yelled at by the principal

You're a fool if you go through with it bro, I'm eating cereal for dinner

You're a fool if you go through with it bro, my phone's broken

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.D.I.B.

Do it and suffer the consequences bro

Do it and suffer the consequences bro, I got locked out of my house

Do it and suffer the consequences bro, my pants are on fire

Do it and suffer the consequences bro, my dog bit me

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.D.I.B.

You're wasting your time if you do it bro

You're wasting your time if you do it bro, I flunked my science test

You're wasting your time if you do it bro, I have no friends left

You're wasting your time if you do it bro, my mom is mad at me

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.D.A. degree

A doctorate for someone so dumb they think the moon is made of cheese and they brought a ladder to climb it.

My cousin got a D. D. A. because he tried to text message a cow.

My neighbor got one for thinking the mailman was a thief who stole his sandwich.

My uncle got it after he tried to fix a toaster with a hammer and a prayer.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.D.A. degree

A degree for someone who can't tell the difference between a joke and a brick to the face.

She got a D. D. A. after she tried to explain why the sky is green.

He got it for thinking a pizza was a hat and wearing it to work.

My friend got it after he told his boss he was going on vacation to the moon.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.D.A. degree

A fancy title for someone who has no idea what they're doing and thinks they're the king of the world.

He got a D. D. A. for trying to cook a steak with a laser pointer.

She got it after she told her teacher the Earth was flat and made a model out of clay.

My brother got it because he tried to run a marathon in socks and a hat.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.D.A. degree

A degree for someone who thinks they’re smart, but the whole world knows they’re a walking disaster.

My friend got a D. D. A. after he tried to teach a dog calculus.

She got it because she thought the sun was a giant light bulb.

My uncle got it after he tried to build a house out of cereal boxes.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.D.A. degree

A doctorate for someone who has the brain of a goldfish and the patience of a toddler.

He got a D. D. A. for thinking the internet was a magic door.

She got it after she tried to eat a whole cake in one bite and failed.

My cousin got it because he tried to talk to a wall and asked it questions.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.D.A. degree

A degree for someone who has no idea what they're doing and thinks they're the king of the world.

He got a D. D. A. for trying to fix a broken chair with a glue gun and a banana.

She got it after she told her teacher the moon was made of chocolate.

My brother got it because he tried to ride a bicycle with a backpack full of pillows.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.C.D.C.

D. C. D. C. is when you smoke only when you're wasted. It’s like saying you’re too drunk to care if you’re gross or if people judge you.

I smoked three cigs and passed out. D. C. D. C. is my life.

Drunk cigs don’t count. I’m not a smoker. I’m a drunk.

I don’t smoke. I just smoke when I’m wasted. D. C. D. C. is my motto.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.C.D.C.

D. C. D. C. is when you smoke like it’s a crime, but only when you're wasted. You don’t want to be judged when you’re sober.

I smoked a pack when I was drunk. Now I feel guilty. D. C. D. C. is my excuse.

Drunk cigs don’t count. I smoke when I’m wasted, not when I’m normal.

I’m not a smoker. I’m a drunk. D. C. D. C. is my religion.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.C.D.C.

D. C. D. C. means you only smoke when you’re too drunk to care. It’s like a free pass to be a smelly, loud, stinking drunk.

Drunk cigs don’t count. I smoke when I’m wasted. I don’t care if I’m gross.

I only smoke when I’m drunk. D. C. D. C. is my way of life.

I don’t smoke. I smoke when I’m wasted. That’s D. C. D. C.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.C.D.C.

D. C. D. C. is like a get-out-of-jail-free card. You smoke when drunk so you don’t have to deal with the shame of being a smelly, loud, stinking drunk.

I smoke when I’m drunk. D. C. D. C. is my excuse. I’m not a smoker. I’m a drunk.

Drunk cigs don’t count. I smoke when I’m wasted. I don’t care.

I smoke only when drunk. D. C. D. C. is my favorite thing.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.C.D.C.

D. C. D. C. is when you say you’re not a smoker, but you smoke when drunk. It’s like lying to yourself and everyone else.

I’m not a smoker. I smoke when I’m drunk. D. C. D. C. is my secret.

Drunk cigs don’t count. I smoke only when I’m wasted. That’s D. C. D. C.

I smoke when I’m drunk. I don’t smoke when I’m sober. D. C. D. C. is my truth.

by Slangipedia 17d ago