D.C.D.C.
D. C. D. C. means you only smoke when you’re too drunk to care. It’s like a free pass to be a smelly, loud, stinking drunk.
Drunk cigs don’t count. I smoke when I’m wasted. I don’t care if I’m gross.
I only smoke when I’m drunk. D. C. D. C. is my way of life.
I don’t smoke. I smoke when I’m wasted. That’s D. C. D. C.