D.D.I.P
When the deal is happening and you're the one who has to count the money and it's the worst part
"D. D. I. P., I just counted my money and it’s all fake.", @FakeMoneyMan
"D. D. I. P., I counted 100 bills and I got a headache.", @HeadacheRat
"D. D. I. P., I counted my money and I got caught by my dad.", @DadRat