D.C.D.C. - D. C. D. C. is when you smoke like it’s a crime, but only wh

D. C. D. C. is when you smoke like it’s a crime, but only when you're wasted. You don’t want to be judged when you’re sober.

I smoked a pack when I was drunk. Now I feel guilty. D. C. D. C. is my excuse.

Drunk cigs don’t count. I smoke when I’m wasted, not when I’m normal.

I’m not a smoker. I’m a drunk. D. C. D. C. is my religion.