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D.E.G.L

A guy who’s never gotten laid because he’s too lazy to try. He’s like a couch that never moves.

My uncle is a D. E. G. L. He’s been single for 20 years and still thinks he’s hot.

My friend’s dad is a D. E. G. L. He’s been lazy for 30 years and still hasn’t dated anyone.

My neighbor is a D. E. G. L. He’s been living like a couch for 10 years.

D.E.C.I.B

A universal rule that says if you eat cookies in bed, you’ll end up with crumbs in your hair and a stomach full of regret.

My sister ate cookies in bed and now she’s stuck with a crumb-filled pillow and a belly like a balloon.

I tried to eat cookies in bed and ended up with a mouth full of crumbs and a head full of guilt.

Don’t eat cookies in bed. You’ll end up with a mess and no sleep.

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D.E.C.I.B

A sacred law that says if you eat cookies in bed, you’ll wake up with a mouth full of crumbs and a brain full of nonsense.

I ate cookies in bed and woke up with crumbs in my hair and a brain full of nonsense.

My dog ate cookies in bed and ended up with a cookie-stained blanket and a belly full of joy.

I broke the law and now I have to live with the consequences.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.E.C.I.B

A rule so strong it says if you eat cookies in bed, you’ll end up with a mess and no sleep, and you’ll be mad at yourself.

I broke D. E. C. I. B and now I have crumbs everywhere and I’m too full to sleep.

I ate cookies in bed and now I’m stuck with a messy bed and a full stomach.

D. E. C. I. B is a rule I should have followed, but I didn’t.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.E.B.S.

D. E. B. S. is a stupid movie from 2004 where four hot girls fight crime and try not to mess up their makeup while doing it. It's also a gay love story that makes everyone roll their eyes.

"I watched D. E. B. S. and now I hate all action movies.", @MovieHater2000

My mom said D. E. B. S. is the worst thing since sliced bread.

D. E. B. S. is like a bad dream with too much lipstick.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.E.B.S.

D. E. B. S. is the best movie ever, like the government recruited four girls who can lie, cheat, and kick ass. They fight a evil villain and then fall in love with her, which is the worst thing that ever happened.

"D. E. B. S. is the greatest movie of all time. I would die for it.", @MovieFanatic99

My friend cried during D. E. B. S. because it was so good.

D. E. B. S. is the only movie that makes me want to be a secret agent.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.D.W.R

Got hit with twice the laziness and zero motivation

I woke up and realized I didn’t even want to get out of bed. Then my boss texted me. Double Dipped in Work Repelent.

My coworker said, 'I'm not coming in today,' and I thought, 'Me neither, I'm D. D. W. R.'

I opened my email and saw three unread messages. I closed it and cried. D. D. W. R. confirmed.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.D.W.R

Like getting smacked with a boss and a coffee that’s already cold

My boss walked in and said, 'We need this by noon.' I said, 'I’m D. D. W. R.'

I tried to focus on my work, but my coffee was cold and my boss was yelling. D. D. W. R. activated.

I got assigned two projects. I immediately texted my friend, 'D. D. W. R.'

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D.D.W.R

You got slaps of laziness and a side of zero care

I said, 'I’m not doing that,' and my coworker said, 'Neither am I. We’re both D. D. W. R.'

I walked into the office and saw my boss. I immediately left. D. D. W. R. all the way.

My boss said, 'You’re doing this today,' and I thought, 'Nope. D. D. W. R.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.D.W.R

You got the full dose of being too tired to care

I saw my to-do list and said, 'Nope. I’m D. D. W. R.'

My boss sent me a message. I ignored it. Then I got a call. I hung up. D. D. W. R. confirmed.

I opened my email and saw ten unread messages. I closed it and said, 'D. D. W. R. is my new best friend.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.D.W.R

Like being hit by a laziness grenade and a coffee that’s been dead for days

My boss said, 'We’re doing this meeting today,' and I texted him, 'D. D. W. R. activated.'

I walked into the office and immediately left. My coworker said, 'You’re D. D. W. R.'

I saw my project list and cried. I texted my friend, 'D. D. W. R. is my new life.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.D.W.

D. D. W. means you see someone hot from far away, but when you get close, you realize they look like a fried egg with hair. It’s like the universe is playing a prank on you.

I saw her from the bus, looked like a model. Then I got close, and she had a nose like a chicken.

He looked like a movie star from the corner of the store. Then I saw his face, it was like a horror movie.

She was walking by, looked like a goddess. Then I saw her face, it was like a curse.

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D.D.W.

D. D. W. is when you think someone’s a 10 from far away, but up close, they’re more like a 2. It’s like the universe is giving you the finger.

He looked like a king from the other end of the cafeteria. Then I saw his face, it looked like a raccoon had a meltdown.

She looked like a queen from the bus. When I got close, her face looked like it had been hit by a truck.

He was walking by, looked like a superhero. Then I saw his face, it looked like it had been stepped on.

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D.D.W.

D. D. W. happens when you think someone is a god from afar, but up close, they look like they’ve been in a fight with a toilet. It’s the worst kind of betrayal.

I saw her from the school hallway, looked like a goddess. Then I got close, her face looked like it had been dipped in garbage.

He looked like a rockstar from the bus. When I got up close, he looked like he’d been in a war with a cheeseburger.

She was walking by, looked like a model. Then I saw her face, it looked like it had been kicked by a donkey.

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D.D.T.W.

D. D. T. W. means you're so fat you can't move and you need a wheelchair or oxygen just to breathe.

My cousin got D. D. T. W. after eating 12 pizzas in one day.

My neighbor can't walk because of D. D. T. W. and now he wheezes like a broken trombone.

I got D. D. T. W. because I ate a whole cake and a bag of chips for breakfast.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.D.T.W.

D. D. T. W. is when your weight is so bad you’re stuck in a chair and you smell like old pizza.

My aunt got D. D. T. W. and now she wheezes like a donkey with a cold.

My dad got D. D. T. W. after eating a whole buffet for lunch.

I got D. D. T. W. and now my chair smells like a gym sock.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.D.T.W.

D. D. T. W. is when you're too fat to stand up and you need a scooter just to get out of bed.

My uncle got D. D. T. W. and now he needs a scooter to go to the bathroom.

I got D. D. T. W. after eating 3 burgers and 2 fries for breakfast.

My friend got D. D. T. W. and now he can’t even walk to the fridge.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.D.K.

A straight-edged lunatic who goes full psycho and stabs drug dealers in the face because they're ruining the neighborhood and making everyone high and stupid.

I saw D. D. K. on the corner with a switchblade and a death stare. He looked like he just came out of a prison riot.

My cousin got D. D. K. ed because he was selling crack to kids during lunch.

The guy who killed the drug dealer had a tattoo that said 'No drugs, no problems.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.D.K.

Don't Doubt the Kong! A wild shout used when you're about to do something crazy and stupid, like jumping into a crowd or throwing a punch at a cop.

'Don't Doubt the Kong!' he yelled, then ran into the middle of the street and started screaming at a bus.

She said 'Don't Doubt the Kong!' before throwing a bag of chips at the principal.

He screamed 'Don't Doubt the Kong!' and then fell off a cliff.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.D.I.P

When the cops are about to show up and everyone is getting high and panicking like a bunch of farts in a jar

"D. D. I. P., I can feel my heart in my throat and my pants are on fire!", @SnoopDogg2025

"D. D. I. P., I just ran over a cop with my bike. What now?", @BikeRider4Life

"D. D. I. P., My grandma just walked in and asked for a hit. I’m doomed.", @DrugDealerDad

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