I woke up and realized I didn’t even want to get out of bed. Then my boss texted me. Double Dipped in Work Repelent.

My coworker said, 'I'm not coming in today,' and I thought, 'Me neither, I'm D. D. W. R.'

I opened my email and saw three unread messages. I closed it and cried. D. D. W. R. confirmed.