D.D.W.R

I woke up and realized I didn’t even want to get out of bed. Then my boss texted me. Double Dipped in Work Repelent.

My coworker said, 'I'm not coming in today,' and I thought, 'Me neither, I'm D. D. W. R.'

I opened my email and saw three unread messages. I closed it and cried. D. D. W. R. confirmed.

My boss walked in and said, 'We need this by noon.' I said, 'I’m D. D. W. R.'

I tried to focus on my work, but my coffee was cold and my boss was yelling. D. D. W. R. activated.

I got assigned two projects. I immediately texted my friend, 'D. D. W. R.'

I said, 'I’m not doing that,' and my coworker said, 'Neither am I. We’re both D. D. W. R.'

I walked into the office and saw my boss. I immediately left. D. D. W. R. all the way.

My boss said, 'You’re doing this today,' and I thought, 'Nope. D. D. W. R.'

I saw my to-do list and said, 'Nope. I’m D. D. W. R.'

My boss sent me a message. I ignored it. Then I got a call. I hung up. D. D. W. R. confirmed.

I opened my email and saw ten unread messages. I closed it and said, 'D. D. W. R. is my new best friend.'

My boss said, 'We’re doing this meeting today,' and I texted him, 'D. D. W. R. activated.'

I walked into the office and immediately left. My coworker said, 'You’re D. D. W. R.'

I saw my project list and cried. I texted my friend, 'D. D. W. R. is my new life.'