D.D.T.W.
D. D. T. W. is when your weight is so bad you’re stuck in a chair and you smell like old pizza.
My aunt got D. D. T. W. and now she wheezes like a donkey with a cold.
My dad got D. D. T. W. after eating a whole buffet for lunch.
I got D. D. T. W. and now my chair smells like a gym sock.