D.C.D.C.
D. C. D. C. is like a get-out-of-jail-free card. You smoke when drunk so you don’t have to deal with the shame of being a smelly, loud, stinking drunk.
I smoke when I’m drunk. D. C. D. C. is my excuse. I’m not a smoker. I’m a drunk.
Drunk cigs don’t count. I smoke when I’m wasted. I don’t care.
I smoke only when drunk. D. C. D. C. is my favorite thing.