D.C.D.C. - D. C. D. C. is when you say you’re not a smoker, but you smo

D. C. D. C. is when you say you’re not a smoker, but you smoke when drunk. It’s like lying to yourself and everyone else.

I’m not a smoker. I smoke when I’m drunk. D. C. D. C. is my secret.

Drunk cigs don’t count. I smoke only when I’m wasted. That’s D. C. D. C.

I smoke when I’m drunk. I don’t smoke when I’m sober. D. C. D. C. is my truth.