Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Richness you get from breathing the same smog as politicians and getting paid to be clueless.

I got D. C. money just by nodding at a senator.

My net worth went up when I stopped pretending I knew what a budget was.

I got a raise just for saying 'yes' to a bad idea.

2

The kind of wealth you get when you're rich enough to not know how rich you are.

I have D. C. money, so I don't know how much I make.

I got a check for $500 just for showing up.

My bank account is full, but I still don't know what 'fiscal responsibility' means.

3

Money you get for pretending to work while people with real jobs make actual decisions.

I got D. C. money for pretending I was working on a bill.

I got a bonus for saying 'I agree' to something I didn't understand.

They paid me to not do anything, and I took it.

4

Wealth you get from being rich enough to be surrounded by people who think you're smart.

I got D. C. money because my boss thinks I'm a genius.

They gave me a raise just for being loud at meetings.

I got a promotion for saying 'yes' to everything.

5

Cash you get for being paid to be clueless and not caring.

I got D. C. money just for not knowing what a budget is.

I got cash for being too lazy to read the fine print.

They paid me to not do anything, and I accepted.