D.C. (double cunt)

My ex is a D. C. She had two vaginas and still couldn't handle my love for her.

I asked my friend if she was a D. C. She said yes and showed me her second one.

My cousin's a D. C. She told me she had a second one just for me.

My mom is a D. C. She told me she has two vaginas and one is for me.

My teacher said I was a D. C. because I had two vaginas and still did my homework.

My friend's a D. C. She has two vaginas and uses them to fight off bullies.

My sister is a D. C. She has two vaginas and still has time to be cool.

My crush said I was a D. C. because I had two vaginas and still had time to flirt with him.

My neighbor's a D. C. She has two vaginas and still has time to clean her house.