D.B. Tibbitts - A boy who thinks he's a beast, so he chases girls he's way t

A boy who thinks he's a beast, so he chases girls he's way too ugly for. He's loud, dumb, and thinks everyone's a fool.

You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. I'm gonna ask you out.

I'm gonna be rich and famous. You're gonna be my wife.

You're way better than that girl from the bus.