D.A.N

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A weed nug so strong it’ll make your brain melt and your pants fall down.
This nugget is so dank, I passed out during math class.
Ain’t no way I’m eating that. That’s a DAN, not a snack.
He smoked that nugget and started talking to the ceiling like it was his ex.
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When someone does something so stupid, you want to punch them in the face and take their lunch money.
He ate the whole pizza and then threw it at the principal. That’s a DAN right there.
She tried to fly off the roof. Classic DAN behavior.
He texted his mom ‘I love you’ and then called her a DAN. That’s just cruel.
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Dumb. Ass. Nigger. Said like it means something.
You failed the test? You’re a DAN. Period.
He tried to fight a goat. DAN energy at its finest.
She told the teacher she was a DAN. The teacher gave her a D.
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A Derve Ass Nigger. Derve is like dumb, but worse. Like if dumb was a bad day.
He said ‘Derve Ass Nigger’ and then cried. That’s just sad.
She called her brother a Derve Ass Nigger and then got grounded.
He tried to explain what a Derve Ass Nigger was. It took 10 minutes and a nap.
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Dumb Ass Nigger. Just say it like it’s the end of the world.
He called me a DAN and then I called him a DAN. We both got suspended.
She said ‘Dumb Ass Nigger’ so loud, the principal heard her from the parking lot.
He wrote ‘Dumb Ass Nigger’ on the board. The teacher didn’t even stop him.
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Dumb Ass Nigga. Just say it like you mean it. No fancy words.
He called me a Dumb Ass Nigga in front of my friends. I still hate him.
She texted me ‘You’re a Dumb Ass Nigga’ and then blocked me.
He drew a DAN on the wall. The janitor didn’t even care.
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Dumb Ass Nigger. So white people can say it without getting called out.
He called his friend a DAN and then said ‘I’m white, so I can say that.’
She said ‘Dumb Ass Nigger’ to her white friend. He didn’t even get mad.
They both said DAN and then the black kid got in trouble.
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