D.A.O.W.G.
A guy who can't even text properly and still thinks he's the king of the world.
My uncle tried to send me a text but it just said 'HI' and he spelled it wrong.
My dad says he's going to start a band with his dog and call it 'The D. A. O. W. G. and the Pup'.
My grandpa still wears a mullet and says he's going to beat up a kid who uses 'like' in a sentence.