D.A.O.W.G.
A guy who thinks he's cool but can't even remember his own age and still acts like he invented the internet.
My uncle is a D. A. O. W. G. He tried to explain TikTok to me like it was 2003.
My dad said he's going to beat up a kid who uses emojis. Classic D. A. O. W. G. move.
My grandpa still thinks the iPhone is a luxury car.