D.A.G.T.H

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A fancy way for girls to say someone is dead and in heaven, like they got a golden ticket to the afterlife.

My ex just got hit by a bus. D. A. G. T. H. for sure.

My grandma passed away. She’s D. A. G. T. H. and probably judging me for my life choices.

My crush died in a fire. I’m 100% sure he’s D. A. G. T. H.

When someone is so dead they’re probably in heaven, and the only thing they’re worried about is how you’re living your life.

My dog ran away and got hit by a car. D. A. G. T. H. and probably snickering at me.

My best friend’s mom passed away. She’s D. A. G. T. H. and has a front-row seat to my drama.

My uncle died from eating too much pie. D. A. G. T. H. and probably got a heavenly dessert menu.

A girl’s way of saying someone is dead and in heaven, probably because they were too annoying to stay on Earth.

My nemesis died. D. A. G. T. H. and I’m pretty sure she’s laughing at me from above.

My crush’s pet turtle died. D. A. G. T. H. and he’s probably in heaven eating pizza.

My brother got killed by a vending machine. D. A. G. T. H. and he’s probably getting snacks for eternity.

When someone is so dead they got a free pass to heaven, and now they’re probably telling all the other dead people about your bad choices.

My cousin’s cat died. D. A. G. T. H. and she’s probably giving the cat a standing ovation.

My teacher died. D. A. G. T. H. and she’s probably in heaven grading papers forever.

My neighbor’s goldfish died. D. A. G. T. H. and he’s probably swimming in a heavenly pond.

A girl’s favorite way to say someone is dead and in heaven, like they got a VIP seat to the afterlife.

My crush’s goldfish died. D. A. G. T. H. and he’s probably in heaven eating goldfish for eternity.

My ex got killed by a robot. D. A. G. T. H. and she’s probably sitting with all the cool dead people.

My grandma died. D. A. G. T. H. and she’s probably watching me from above.

When someone dies and goes to heaven, and the only thing they care about is how bad you are at life.

My brother died. D. A. G. T. H. and he’s probably in heaven making fun of me.

My crush’s turtle died. D. A. G. T. H. and he’s probably in heaven eating pizza.

My mom died. D. A. G. T. H. and she’s probably judging me for my life choices.