D.A.G.F.A

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Don't even think about it or you'll regret it forever.
Don't ask why I ate the last slice of pizza.
Don't ask why I texted your mom.
Don't ask why I told the principal about your little brother.
2
You have to deal with it whether you like it or not.
Gotta take the blame for stealing the teacher's coffee.
Gotta explain why the dog ate your homework.
Gotta live with the fact that your friend called you a chicken.
3
You're too brain-dead to remember anything important.
Forget the password to the WiFi.
Forget the date of the big test.
Forget that you promised to bring snacks.
4
Your ass is the reason everything went wrong.
Your ass was in the way during the football game.
Your ass was the reason the pizza got dropped.
Your ass was why the teacher yelled at you.
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