Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The pain you feel when you wish you had a life instead of a body.

I woke up and my legs looked like they were hit by a truck.

My back feels like it's on fire and I blame my couch.

I can't even stand up straight because I did too much last night.

2

The revenge your body takes after you make it work overtime.

I tried to bench press 100 pounds and now I look like a broken doll.

My arms are so sore I could cry and I wouldn't even feel it.

I did 100 push-ups and now my chest feels like it's on strike.

3

The aftermath of a workout so hard it makes your bones yell at you.

I did a workout so intense my bones screamed at me.

I walked in and my legs were like they had been tortured.

I tried to sit down and my butt felt like it was on fire.

4

The price you pay for thinking you're a superhero.

I thought I was invincible until I tried to do burpees.

I went from being a normal person to a broken machine.

I tried to do a plank and now I feel like I'm dying.

5

The reason you never want to move again.

I can't move because I feel like I was run over by a bus.

I did squats and now my legs are like bricks.

I tried to walk and my feet feel like they're on fire.

6

The punishment your body gives you for being too lazy during the day.

I sat all day and now my body is giving me a punishment.

I didn't move and now I feel like I've been hit by a truck.

I spent the day on the couch and now my legs are dead.