D.A.D.S (dads)
The time when your dad smells like a toilet and can’t remember his own name
Dad: I’m gonna be cool today. Mom: Yeah, right. 3 hours later: Dad: Who am I?
Dad tried to make breakfast. It looked like a science experiment. And it failed.
Dad: I’m gonna take a nap. 2 hours later: Dad: I was never asleep.