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D.A.D.S (dads)
When your dad drinks so much he turns into a human trash can
Dad: I’m fine. 1 hour later: Dad: I’m gonna die. 2 hours later: Dad: I’m still alive. But I’m gonna die again.
Dad tried to dance. He fell over. Twice.
Dad tried to talk. He just screamed. At the wall.
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D.A.D.S (dads)
Dads who drink so much they forget how to walk and talk at the same time
Dad tried to walk. He wobbled like a drunk penguin.
Dad tried to talk. He said ‘butter’ instead of ‘butterfly’. Twice.
Dad tried to hug me. He just fell over.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.A.D.S (dads)
Dads who drink until they look like they’ve been in a fight with a bar
Dad came home looking like he’d been hit by a drunk truck.
Dad tried to smile. It looked like a grimace. And a curse.
Dad tried to sit. He fell. On the floor. And cried.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.A.D.S (dads)
Dads who drink so much they turn into a walking mess and forget everything
Dad: I’m gonna remember my name. He forgot it. Again.
Dad tried to eat. He threw up. On the couch. And the cat.
Dad tried to say goodbye. He just screamed. At the dog.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.A.D.S (dads)
Dads who drink until they smell like a wet sock and can’t remember their own face
Dad tried to look in the mirror. He screamed. At himself.
Dad tried to brush his teeth. He just threw up.
Dad tried to say ‘hello’. He said ‘why’.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.A.B.S.
D. A. B. S. is when you have more drama than a toddler on a sugar rush and more bull shit than a trash can at a block party. It’s when people fight over nothing and it’s way too much.
My cousin said my aunt's chicken was "too salty," so now they’re not speaking to each other.
My friend blocked me because I didn’t like his haircut. That’s not a real issue.
I got in a fight with my neighbor because he parked his car in my driveway for one day.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.A.B.S.
D. A. B. S. is when people make mountains out of molehills and throw around insults like they’re going out of style. It’s like a middle school lunch table but with more swearing.
My mom got mad because my sister didn’t text her back in time. Now they’re arguing about it on Facebook.
My brother called me a "moron" because I spilled my cereal.
My friend’s ex is still mad at him for deleting her from his contacts.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.A.B.S.
D. A. B. S. is when you’re too lazy to solve a problem but still got time to yell at someone about it. It’s like the worst parts of being a kid but with no time out.
My friend’s brother got mad because he had to wait one minute for his turn on the Xbox.
My cousin’s girlfriend broke up with him because he didn’t say "I love you" on his birthday.
My neighbor’s dog barked at my dog, and now they’re having a war.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.A.B.S.
D. A. B. S. is when people argue about stuff that doesn’t matter and act like it’s the end of the world. It’s like a toddler’s tantrum but with more swearing and less juice boxes.
My friend got into a fight with his mom because she didn’t give him enough allowance.
My cousin’s friend’s dog peed on his shoes, and now they’re not friends anymore.
My brother got in trouble because he didn’t do his homework, and now he’s mad at me.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.A.B.D.B.S.W.B.D.
Two butts getting drilled by black guys while balls are deep in the ass. A full 10 on the gay chart.
Bro just described his weekend like it was a horror movie.
My cousin said that during a family dinner and no one spoke for hours.
He texted me mid-meal: 'D. A. B. D. B. S. W. B. D. is the real deal.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.A.B.D.B.S.W.B.D.
When black dudes are butt-fucking someone so hard they’re balls deep in the ass. Gay score: 100.
My friend’s ex said that in a text and he cried.
He DM’d me during a Zoom call: 'Bro, D. A. B. D. B. S. W. B. D. is happening right now.'
My neighbor screamed it from his porch at 3 AM.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.A.B.D.B.S.W.B.D.
Double butt sex with black guys who are balls deep in the ass. Gay level: maximum.
He told me during a basketball game and I dropped the ball.
She posted it on Instagram and got 100 likes.
He yelled it in the subway and everyone stared.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.A.B.D.B.S.W.B.D.
Two butts getting fucked by black dudes until balls are deep in the ass. Gay energy: full blast.
He said it during a video call and my mom walked in.
She texted me during class and I got in trouble.
He shouted it at the grocery store and the clerk gave him a look.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.A.B.D.B.S.W.B.D.
When black guys are butt-fucking someone so hard they're balls deep in the ass. Gay level: nuclear.
He said it at a birthday party and the cake got messed up.
She told me during lunch and I spilled my drink.
He screamed it in the car and the driver yelled back.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.A.B.D.B.S.W.B.D.
Double butt sex with black dudes going balls deep in the ass. Gay mode: on fire.
He said it during a meeting and my boss gave me a warning.
She texted me while I was studying and I failed the test.
He yelled it in the park and kids ran away.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.A.B.A.N
A title so high it makes B. A. N look like a baby learning to walk. You're a Dumb Ass Bitch Ass Nigga who thinks they're king of the dumbasses.
You just failed a basic math test and called the teacher a f***ing loser.
You tried to rap and sounded like a cat fighting a toaster.
You still think pizza is a snack, not a lifestyle.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.A.B.A.N
The worst kind of B. A. N. You're so dumb you think being loud counts as smart.
You yelled at a vending machine and it didn't give you snacks.
You tried to explain the plot of a movie and made no sense.
You think being messy is a superpower.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.A.B.A.N
You're not just B. A. N, you're the king of dumb. You're a Dumb Ass Bitch Ass Nigga who can't even spell 'dumb.'
You wrote 'dum' instead of 'dumb' on your homework.
You tried to text while eating a whole pizza and failed.
You think a chicken is a type of car.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.A.B.A.N
You're the lowest of the low. You're a Dumb Ass Bitch Ass Nigga who thinks being stupid is a badge of honor.
You showed up to class in pajamas and didn't care.
You asked your teacher if the sky was blue and got confused.
You tried to dance and looked like a confused chicken.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D.A.B.A.N
You're not just dumb, you're a Dumb Ass Bitch Ass Nigga who thinks being loud and messy is a lifestyle.
You screamed in the library and got sent to the principal's office.
You brought a whole pizza to lunch and ate it in one bite.
You tried to sing and it sounded like a dying dog.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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