D.A.B.S.
D. A. B. S. is when you have more drama than a toddler on a sugar rush and more bull shit than a trash can at a block party. It’s when people fight over nothing and it’s way too much.
My cousin said my aunt's chicken was "too salty," so now they’re not speaking to each other.
My friend blocked me because I didn’t like his haircut. That’s not a real issue.
I got in a fight with my neighbor because he parked his car in my driveway for one day.