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D.A.A.C.

A group of guys who all think they're the best at being dumb and loud

My cousin joined D. A. A. C. because he thought it was a cool way to get free pizza and brag rights.

My friend got kicked out of D. A. A. C. for not knowing what a 'dick' was.

I tried to join D. A. A. C. and got rejected because I didn’t know how to swear properly.

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D.A.A.C.

A club where all the members are too proud to admit they're wrong

My brother got into a fight at D. A. A. C. because he said his member was better than mine.

At D. A. A. C., we don’t argue, we yell and throw things.

My teacher said D. A. A. C. is the reason half the school is in detention.

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D.A.A.C.

A bunch of guys who think they're kings just because they have a membership card

I saw my dad at D. A. A. C. wearing a crown and a membership card at the same time.

D. A. A. C. members think they're royalty just because they paid $5 to join.

My friend’s D. A. A. C. membership expired, and he cried like a baby.

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D.A.A.C.

A gang of guys who think they're tougher than they actually are

At D. A. A. C., we punch pillows and call it a 'sparring match.'

I tried to be tough at D. A. A. C. and got punched by a kid who didn’t even know how to punch.

My uncle joined D. A. A. C. just to prove he could beat up a chicken.

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D.A.A.C.

A group of guys who don’t know the meaning of the word 'shut up'

At D. A. A. C., the loudest member is always the one who got kicked out.

I tried to talk at D. A. A. C. and got yelled at by three guys who didn’t even know what I said.

D. A. A. C. members can’t hear because they’re always yelling.

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D.A.A.C.

A club where everyone’s too busy being dumb to notice they’re being dumb

D. A. A. C. members don’t know they’re dumb, they think it’s a superpower.

At D. A. A. C., we don’t have meetings, we have 'dumb sessions.'

My friend joined D. A. A. C. and now he can’t remember his own name.

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D.A Moodie

A school in Ottawa that starts at the worst possible time, 7:55 am, when all you want is to sleep. It’s full of kids who cuss like sailors and guys who make your heart do a backflip.

My alarm goes off at 7:55 and I scream into my pillow.

I saw my crush in the hallway and my brain exploded.

My teacher said, 'If you don’t shut up, I’ll fail you all.' And I believed her.

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D.A Moodie

A school that was so broke it shut down in 2017. Now it’s probably a meth lab run by the old principal who still cusses like a truck driver.

I heard the old principal cussed at a pigeon.

They turned the school into a meth lab and now it smells like regret.

I saw a kid sneaking out with a bag of meth and a sandwich.

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D.373

D.373 is a ww2 fighter plane that looks like it was hit by a bus and it’s so weak it can’t even fight worth a damn it has two tiny guns that don’t do anything

I saw that D.373 and it looked like it was about to cry

My history teacher called it the weakest plane in the war

That plane is so bad it should be in a cage

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D.373

D.373 is a ww2 fighter plane that’s so ugly it could make a goat cry and it’s so useless it’s like fighting with a spoon

That D.373 is the worst plane I’ve ever seen

The D.373 is like a kid in a fight

That plane is so bad it should be fired

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D.373

D.373 is a ww2 fighter plane that looked like it was thrown out of a truck and it’s so weak it can’t even stand up to a real fight

I’d rather fight a bear than that D.373

That plane is like a tomato in a boxing match

D.373 is so bad it should be in the trash

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D. all of the above

you're like a guy who can fix anything, but only if it's cool enough to deserve your attention. you do everything, but only because you're too lazy to say no.

i can code, draw, and beat you up. but only if you're worth it.

i can cook, dance, and play the flute. but only if it's friday.

i can paint, build, and beat you at chess. but only if you don't make me wait.

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D. all of the above

you're the person who gets no labels, but everyone knows you're a menace. you're not a genre, you're a vibe. and everyone knows you can do anything, even if you don't want to.

i don't have a style, but you know i can do anything. even if i don't feel like it.

no genre, just me. and i can do anything. even if i'm tired.

no labels, but you know i'm a menace. and i can do anything.

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D. Wobbly

A fancy way to say you were driving like a drunk raccoon before the cops gave you a ticket.

My uncle got D. Wobbly after he hit three traffic lights and a mailbox.

She got D. Wobbly because she tried to parallel park while drinking coffee and wine.

He got D. Wobbly and ran a red light while yelling at a chicken.

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D. Wobbly

When you drive so wobbly it looks like you're trying to balance a bunch of pizza boxes on your head.

He got D. Wobbly and swerved into a truck because he was texting with his toes.

My mom got D. Wobbly and almost crashed into a hot dog stand.

He got D. Wobbly and made the cop laugh so hard he let him go.

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D. Wobbly

A term for when your driving is so shaky it makes your dog look calm.

He got D. Wobbly and almost drove into a lake because he was eating a whole pizza.

My cousin got D. Wobbly and hit a stop sign while doing a handstand.

She got D. Wobbly and nearly ran over a cat because she was arguing with her phone.

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D. Wobbly

When you drive so wobbly it looks like you’re trying to dance while your car is on fire.

He got D. Wobbly and almost crashed into a trash can because he was drinking soda and beer.

My brother got D. Wobbly and swerved into a parking lot while singing a song badly.

She got D. Wobbly and made the cop give her a warning because she was cute.

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D. Wobbly

A nickname for when you drive like you’ve been hit by a bag of bricks and a bottle of whiskey.

He got D. Wobbly and almost crashed into a tree because he was eating fries and arguing with his brother.

My friend got D. Wobbly and turned the car into a rollercoaster.

She got D. Wobbly and made the cop laugh because she was wearing pajamas.

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D. U. AYE!

your friend who drinks so much they think they're a superhero and promise to drive you all home, even though they can't walk straight.

'I'm gonna drive you all home, bro! I've got superpowers!', then he drove into a tree.

She yelled, 'I can see the road!', then she swerved into a ditch.

He said, 'I'm not drunk, I'm just... relaxed!', he crashed into a mailbox.

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D. U. AYE!

the person who drinks so hard they think they're invincible and takes the wheel like it's a wrestling match.

He said, 'I'm gonna take you all home!', then he ran a red light and hit a pizza truck.

She told us, 'I'm fine, I just need a second!', then she side-swiped a car.

He yelled, 'I'm not drunk, I'm just... extra!', then he drove into a bush.

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