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D. U. AYE!

the one guy or gal who drinks until they're blind and still thinks they're the best driver ever, even though they're about to crash into something.

He was blind, but he still said, 'I can drive!', then he hit a pole.

She said, 'I'm not drunk, I'm just... a little tired!', then she drove into a parking lot.

He screamed, 'I'm the best driver!', then he crashed into a dumpster.

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D. Textin'

It means you're texting while wasted and also trying to get your D nice and wet.

I just texted my crush 17 times and spilled my drink on my pants.

He sent me a picture of his face and a chicken nugget. I don't know what's worse.

I texted my ex 'I miss you' and then cried in the toilet.

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D. Textin'

Textin' when you're too wasted to think straight and also want to make your D happy.

I texted my mom 'I love you' and then told her I was going to be a pirate.

I sent my crush a selfie with my tongue out and my hair on fire.

I texted my friend 'I'm gonna die' and then fell asleep on the floor.

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D. Textin'

Texting so drunk you don't know what you're saying, but you're still trying to flirt with your D.

I texted my crush 'u hot' and then said 'I think I'm a chicken.'

I sent my friend a picture of my face and wrote 'this is my D.'

I texted my sister 'I hate you' and then asked for ice cream.

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D. Textin'

Texting while wasted, making no sense, but still trying to get your D all worked up.

I texted my crush 'ur my fav' and then said 'I think I'm a dragon.'

I sent my friend a picture of my sock and wrote 'I miss you.'

I texted my mom 'I'm gonna be rich' and then passed out.

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D. Textin'

Texting when you're drunk and also trying to impress your D with your dumbest ideas.

I texted my crush 'I'm gonna marry you' and then said 'I think I'm a robot.'

I sent my friend a picture of my face and wrote 'I'm a superhero.'

I texted my dad 'I'm gonna be president' and then fell off the couch.

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D. Textin'

Texting while wasted, making total nonsense, but still trying to make your D happy.

I texted my crush 'I think I'm a cat' and then sent a picture of my pizza.

I sent my friend a voice note saying 'I'm a rockstar' and then cried.

I texted my mom 'I'm gonna be a unicorn' and then fell asleep on the floor.

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D. Tongue Sanchez

a gross lick from a dog right after it eats poop or licks a butt hole. it's like the dirtiest sanchez, but done with a dog tongue, and it doesn't always come from the top lip.

my dog just did a tongue sanchez on my shoe and now i can't wear it again

the dog did a tongue sanchez on my leg and i'm gonna have to take a shower

my dog did a tongue sanchez on my brother and he's still mad about it

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D. Tongue Sanchez

when a dog goes for a lick right after a poop meal or a butt sniff. it's a messy version of the sanchez, but with dog tongue, and it doesn't always come from the top lip.

my dog did a tongue sanchez on my shirt and now it smells like poop

the dog did a tongue sanchez on my face and i'm still grossed out

my dog did a tongue sanchez on my mom and she's never gonna let me near her again

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D. Tongue Sanchez

a dog's dirty lick after it eats poop or sniffs a butt. it's like the sanchez, but with dog tongue and no guarantees it's from the top lip.

my dog did a tongue sanchez on my dad and he's still mad at the dog

the dog did a tongue sanchez on my pet and now they're both gross

my dog did a tongue sanchez on my friend and now they're both covered in poop smell

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D. Pope

A sweaty, bald old man who flunks every student and can't get a date. He's so ugly he makes your grandma look good.

D. Pope just failed me in math. He doesn't even know what a fraction is. He probably thinks pizza is a math problem.

My crush said D. Pope asked him out. I threw up.

D. Pope tried to flirt with my mom. She gave him a look that could kill a dinosaur.

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D. Pope

An ancient, hairless man who can't pass a test and can't get a girl. He smells like a toilet and looks like a ghost.

D. Pope tried to teach me algebra. He said 2 + 2 was 5. I asked why. He said, 'Because I said so.'

D. Pope tried to text my sister. He sent her a picture of a cat wearing a hat. It was the worst.

My dog ran away from D. Pope. He's that scary.

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D. Pope

A bald, ancient, faggot who flunks all your friends and can't get a single girl. He's so old he probably knew your grandma's mom.

D. Pope failed my friend in science. He said the sun was made of cheese. My friend cried.

D. Pope tried to ask my little brother out. My brother started crying and ran away.

D. Pope tried to text me. He wrote, 'Hi. I like you. I think you are fat.' I blocked him.

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D. Pedersoned

Named after a guy who ran a building. He’d slap his tenants so hard and in so many places it became known as getting DP’d.

My landlord hit me in the face and the butt. Classic DP’d.

Got DP’d by my boss. He hit me in the head and the crotch.

My sister’s boyfriend DP’d her. She got hit in the face and the back.

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D. Pedersoned

This guy was a building manager. He’d punch his tenants so much it became a thing. Now people say they got DP’d.

My landlord punched me in the nose and the gut. DP’d for sure.

Got DP’d at work. My boss hit me in the face and the stomach.

My mom’s boyfriend DP’d her. He hit her in the face and the stomach.

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D. Pedersoned

This building manager was a monster. He’d beat up his tenants so bad it became a name. DP’d was born from that chaos.

Got DP’d by my landlord. He hit me in the face and the back.

My teacher DP’d me. She hit me in the face and the chest.

My brother got DP’d by his girlfriend. He got hit in the face and the stomach.

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D. Pedersoned

This guy was a building manager. He’d give his tenants the worst beatings. Now getting DP’d means you got a good one.

My landlord DP’d me. He hit me in the face and the gut.

Got DP’d by my boss. He hit me in the head and the stomach.

My neighbor got DP’d by his girlfriend. He got hit in the face and the back.

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D. Pedersoned

This building manager was a legend. He’d beat his tenants so often it became a term. DP’d is like getting a full body punch.

My landlord DP’d me. He hit me in the face and the stomach.

Got DP’d by my teacher. She hit me in the head and the chest.

My dad got DP’d by my mom. He got hit in the face and the back.

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D. Pedersoned

This guy was a building manager who was wild. He’d beat up his tenants so much it became a thing. Now you get DP’d if you get a good one.

My landlord DP’d me. He hit me in the face and the gut.

Got DP’d at work. My boss hit me in the head and the stomach.

My cousin got DP’d by his girlfriend. He got hit in the face and the back.

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D. Mike Ehrmantraut

A cop who got fired for being a total mess. Now works for Gus Fring and gets paid to keep people scared.

"Mike? I didn't know you were still alive. I thought you were dead in a ditch."

"He's the guy who makes sure your problems don't get any bigger than your face."

"Mike doesn't talk much. But when he does, you better listen, or you'll end up in a hole."

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