D. Textin' - Texting so drunk you don't know what you're saying, but you'

Texting so drunk you don't know what you're saying, but you're still trying to flirt with your D.

I texted my crush 'u hot' and then said 'I think I'm a chicken.'

I sent my friend a picture of my face and wrote 'this is my D.'

I texted my sister 'I hate you' and then asked for ice cream.