Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

It means you're texting while wasted and also trying to get your D nice and wet.

I just texted my crush 17 times and spilled my drink on my pants.

He sent me a picture of his face and a chicken nugget. I don't know what's worse.

I texted my ex 'I miss you' and then cried in the toilet.

2

Textin' when you're too wasted to think straight and also want to make your D happy.

I texted my mom 'I love you' and then told her I was going to be a pirate.

I sent my crush a selfie with my tongue out and my hair on fire.

I texted my friend 'I'm gonna die' and then fell asleep on the floor.

3

Texting so drunk you don't know what you're saying, but you're still trying to flirt with your D.

I texted my crush 'u hot' and then said 'I think I'm a chicken.'

I sent my friend a picture of my face and wrote 'this is my D.'

I texted my sister 'I hate you' and then asked for ice cream.

4

Texting while wasted, making no sense, but still trying to get your D all worked up.

I texted my crush 'ur my fav' and then said 'I think I'm a dragon.'

I sent my friend a picture of my sock and wrote 'I miss you.'

I texted my mom 'I'm gonna be rich' and then passed out.

5

Texting when you're drunk and also trying to impress your D with your dumbest ideas.

I texted my crush 'I'm gonna marry you' and then said 'I think I'm a robot.'

I sent my friend a picture of my face and wrote 'I'm a superhero.'

I texted my dad 'I'm gonna be president' and then fell off the couch.

6

Texting while wasted, making total nonsense, but still trying to make your D happy.

I texted my crush 'I think I'm a cat' and then sent a picture of my pizza.

I sent my friend a voice note saying 'I'm a rockstar' and then cried.

I texted my mom 'I'm gonna be a unicorn' and then fell asleep on the floor.