D. Textin' - Texting when you're drunk and also trying to impress your D

Texting when you're drunk and also trying to impress your D with your dumbest ideas.

I texted my crush 'I'm gonna marry you' and then said 'I think I'm a robot.'

I sent my friend a picture of my face and wrote 'I'm a superhero.'

I texted my dad 'I'm gonna be president' and then fell off the couch.