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D. Mike Ehrmantraut
Used to arrest people. Now he beats them up for Gus Fring and takes all the credit.
"Mike doesn't need a badge. He has a bat and a bad attitude."
"He's the reason your lunch break just got interrupted by a gunfight."
"Mike doesn't ask for much. Just a little pain and a lot of respect."
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D. Mike Ehrmantraut
A former cop who now works for Gus Fring and gives people the worst kind of stress.
"Mike doesn't talk much. But when he shows up, you know something bad is about to happen."
"He's like a bad dream. You don't want to wake up to him."
"Mike doesn't need a weapon. His stare is enough to make you cry."
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D. Luke Smith
A meaty wand that could beat a small penis to death… like it was barely alive… per T. H.
D. Luke Smith’s penis is so big, it could give a small penis a heart attack.
That thing is like a meaty monster… per T. H.
D. Luke Smith’s member is so huge, it’s like a small penis’s worst nightmare.
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D. Luke Smith
A penis so big, it doesn’t just exist… it dominates… like it’s the king of the penis world… per T. H.
D. Luke Smith’s penis is the king of the penis world… no debate.
That thing doesn’t just hang out… it rules.
If penises had crowns, D. Luke Smith’s would be golden.
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D. Luke Smith
Not a small penis… it’s the opposite… like a small penis got hit by a truck… per T. H.
D. Luke Smith’s penis was hit by a truck… and it still kept going.
That thing is like a small penis after a wrestling match with a bull.
If a small penis was in a fight, D. Luke Smith’s would be the winner.
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D. I. C. (Diversity Industrial Complex)
A bunch of fake people making fake problems to get fake money.
"We need more diversity in the boardroom!", said by someone who’s never been to a boardroom.
"Why can’t we just all get along?", said by someone who’s never met a coworker.
"I’m here to represent the underrepresented!", said by someone who’s got a private jet.
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D. I. C. (Diversity Industrial Complex)
When everyone is trying to be special but no one is actually special.
"I identify as a walking rainbow!", said by someone who’s never seen a rainbow.
"I’m here for equity, not equality!", said by someone who’s got a gym membership.
"I’m not just black, I’m black and proud!", said by someone who’s never been called a n***er.
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D. I. C. (Diversity Industrial Complex)
People making up jobs just so they can get more money and more praise.
"I have 17 identities now!", said by someone who’s never had a real job.
"I’m here to break the system!", said by someone who’s got a golden parachute.
"I’m not just a woman, I’m a woman of color!", said by someone who’s got a limo.
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D. I. C. (Diversity Industrial Complex)
A group of people who all talk about justice but none of them ever do anything about it.
"I’m fighting for the marginalized!", said by someone who’s never been marginalized.
"I’m not just a person, I’m a person of color!", said by someone who’s never been told to go back to where they came from.
"I’m here for the sake of representation!", said by someone who’s got a mansion.
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D. I. C. (Diversity Industrial Complex)
When people pretend to be struggling so they can get more attention and more money.
"I’m a walking stereotype!", said by someone who’s never had a stereotype.
"I’m here to change the world!", said by someone who’s got a private island.
"I’m not just a man, I’m a man of color!", said by someone who’s never been called a n***er.
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D. Grade
You're so good for Taco Bell you trash the girls that famous rappers date. If you won't go as low as possible, don't whine when they ignore you. You're a D for Dick. You showed up and you're happy you passed. But in real life, you're a failure. You got the worst beef ever. No cheese. No sauce. Just fire sauce to cover up the mess.
You trash the girl that the rapper dated just to prove you're better than her.
You're happy you passed but you're still the worst at life.
You eat the cheapest meat and call it a win.
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D. Grade
A bro who can't handle life. He's all about the pussy and will drop everything for it. He can't even blaze right. He pulls filters and drops Js like it's a habit. He's always late, takes forever to get ready, and ruins everything he touches. He's a leech, a cancer, a parasite. He's a D who never makes a real move.
He shows up late and ruins the whole group's vibe.
He drops a J right in front of the girl he's trying to impress.
He can't blaze and ends up wasting all the weed.
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D. Grade
Grade-D Jackassery is when you say 'D' to everything and then call it kinky. It's like giving your opinion by picking the worst option and then pretending it was hot. You're the one who says everything is dirty, even if it's not.
You say 'D' to everything and call it a dirty move.
You pick the worst option and then say it was hot.
You say something was kinky even though it wasn't.
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D. Grade
D. Grades are 6'7' and look like they just walked out of a history book. They're super smooth with the ladies and have acne that looks like it was made by a villain. They're calm, but they get mad when you mess with their food. They're better at history than sports unless they're in goal in a lacrosse game.
He's 6'7' and can beat you up with one hand.
He's so smooth with the ladies, he's got a history degree.
He got mad when you messed with his pizza.
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D. Gilly
Puking on your lover while you're doing the dirty deed.
My girlfriend threw up on me during sex. I got a free shower.
He puked on her during sex. She called the cops.
I vomited on my date. He said it was the best part.
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D. Gilly
When you barf all over your partner during a love session.
She vomited on me. I said it was a love language.
He barfed on her. She said it was a turn-on.
I threw up on my lover. He said it was romantic.
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D. Flame
Flaming D is the most awesome nickname ever given to the most awesome person ever. It started with a stupid cape that had a big flaming D on it like it was trying to start a fire with its own ego.
My cape is on fire and I’m not even mad.
Flaming D? That’s just me with a cape and a bad attitude.
I wore the cape to school and the principal tried to arrest me.
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D. Flame
A tiny annoying person who argues about tiny things just to get attention like they’re the only one who matters and everyone else is trash.
Why is the juice box half full? This is a crisis.
I’m arguing about the color of the sky and no one cares.
I got in a fight over who had the bigger lunch.
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D. Buied
A guy blocks another guy just to grab the girl’s attention and then tries to look cool.
He blocked me just so he could hit on her. I was like, 'Bro, you’re a disgrace.'
He cock blocked me and then asked her to prom. I was so mad, I texted him 'You’re a chump.'
He swooped in and said 'Hey babe' right in front of me. I just stared at him like he was a fool.
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D. Buied
When a guy interrupts the action to make himself look good in front of the girl.
He came in like a hero just to ask her out. I told him 'You’re not a hero, you’re a joke.'
He blocked me and said 'Hey, I like you more.' I said 'You’re not even close.'
He swooped in and said 'You’re not that good.' I said 'You’re not that cool.'
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