Discover Slang

A guy stops the moment to take the spotlight from another guy and impress the girl.

He blocked me and said 'She’s mine.' I said 'You’re not even close.'

He swooped in and said 'I’m better than you.' I just laughed and said 'Nope.'

He came in like a king to steal the girl. I told him 'You’re just a fool.'

A silly nickname for a guy named Derek, made by talking like a toddler. It’s also for someone who messes up music like a jerk, like when they scratch up a record on purpose.

Derek tried to be cool by wearing a hat inside out. Now he’s a D-wreck.

My cousin’s a D-wreck. He tried to DJ and made the whole party cry.

He called me a D-wreck because I dropped my phone in soup.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-wreck

A total piece of garbage who can’t handle life and also can’t handle getting his nuts sucked.

My teacher called me a D-wreck because I fell asleep in math class.

He’s a D-wreck. He failed his driving test and still thinks he’s a rock star.

My mom said I’m a D-wreck because I ate my homework.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-wreck

A real rapper who absolutely destroys the music scene like it’s a punch bag.

That D-wreck came on stage and broke the mic. Twice.

He’s a D-wreck. He rapped so loud the dogs next door ran away.

She’s a D-wreck. She beatboxed and made my teeth hurt.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-ware

A tiny bumpkin town in New Jersey that’s so backwoods, even the cows roll their eyes at you. People from Flemington laugh at it like it’s a punchline to a joke they’ve heard since they were in diapers.

My cousin lives in D-ware and still uses a dirt path for his commute.

I once saw a guy try to tip a cow and got kicked in the crotch.

My teacher said D-ware is the only place where cows have a union.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-ware

A place so broke, they don’t even have real electricity, just flickering lights and the occasional screaming power outage. Running water? Please. That’s a luxury.

My neighbor said her shower only works if she yells at the pipes.

D-ware is so poor, the streetlights only come on when they feel like it.

My friend tried to boil water for soup and it just stared back at him.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-ware

A town so rural, they actually pass a law that says you can tip cows at night. And they do it, every night, like it’s their job.

I once saw a guy tip a cow and it chased him all the way to the gas station.

Cow-tipping is more popular than basketball in D-ware.

They even have cow-tipping teams in high school.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-ware

A place so far out in the boondocks, you could walk to the moon and still not get a signal. Houses are so far apart, you might as well be on Mars.

My cousin’s house is so far out, he walks to school and back like it’s a job.

You can’t even call someone in D-ware, the phone just says ‘no service’ and laughs at you.

The roads are so bad, my uncle’s bike broke just trying to ride it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-ware

A place so weird, even the people who live there think they’re the cool ones. But you gotta live there for years, get insulted by locals, and endure endless hazing to truly be one of them.

I tried to be D-ware, but the locals made me tip a cow in the middle of the night.

My friend had to wear a cow costume for a week just to be accepted.

You gotta survive 5 years of D-ware hazing before you’re even close to being cool.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-ware

A place so far out, it’s like the middle of nowhere, but even the nowhere part is mad at it. Cow-tipping is their only sport, and they take it seriously like it’s the Super Bowl.

I went to D-ware and got kicked out for not tipping a cow properly.

Cow-tipping is their version of the Super Bowl, it’s that big.

They even have cow-tipping tournaments in the middle of the woods.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-ware

So far out, it’s like the universe forgot about it. Only the people who live there know what it’s like, and even they argue about it every day.

My uncle moved to D-ware and now he talks to cows like they’re his best friends.

You can’t even get pizza in D-ware, you gotta tip a cow for it.

They argue about cow-tipping rules like it’s the most important thing in the world.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-wave

A massive poop tsunami that comes out of your butt like you just got hit by a truck full of crap after guzzling Jack Daniels all night.

My D-wave was so strong it knocked the toilet off its hinges.

I had a D-wave so loud my neighbor called the police.

My D-wave left a trail of destruction from the couch to the kitchen.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-wave

When your butt explodes with poop so bad it feels like you're dying from the inside after a night of Jack Daniels.

My D-wave was so bad I had to wear a shirt to bed.

I had a D-wave so bad my dog ran away.

My D-wave left a poop puddle on the floor.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-wave

A poop storm so strong it comes out of your butt like a dragon spitting fire after a night of Jack Daniels.

My D-wave made the whole house smell like a sewer.

I had a D-wave so bad my roommate moved out.

My D-wave left a mess so big I had to clean it for a week.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-turn

When you see a no U-turn sign and laugh in its face, then drive left into a parking lot like it’s your personal toilet and do a full circle just to make a D.

I saw a no U-turn sign and did a D-turn because I had no respect for rules.

He did a D-turn in front of the school and got 3 tickets.

She did a D-turn just to annoy the principal.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-turn

You try to turn around but there’s no space, so you slam into a parking lot like it’s your enemy and go around in a circle, making a D like you’re trying to prove a point.

I did a D-turn because the street was too narrow for my pride.

He did a D-turn in the middle of rush hour and got stuck behind a bus.

She did a D-turn just to show her friends she could.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-turn

You get stuck and decide to go left into a parking lot and make a full circle, creating a D like you’re doing a dance with the traffic.

I did a D-turn because I had no idea what a U-turn was.

He did a D-turn in front of his mom and got yelled at.

She did a D-turn just because she wanted to.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-troit

A place in Michigan where people live like they're stuck in a bad movie and nobody wants to leave.

My cousin got locked out of his house in D-troit and had to sleep in a dumpster.

My aunt said D-troit is like a prison that forgot to build the walls.

I got a job in D-troit just to escape my mom. Big mistake.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-troit

A city so run down it looks like it got hit by a bus and then forgot to clean up.

My friend moved to D-troit and now he lives in a house with no roof and a dog that hates him.

I got stuck in D-troit because my car broke down and now I'm stuck with my cousin.

My teacher said D-troit is the only place where the streets are more broken than the people.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-troit

Eminem’s old street that smells like old pizza and regret.

I visited D-troit and it smelled like my mom’s old pizza and my old mistakes.

My cousin said he used to walk around D-troit like it was a fancy mall.

I took a tour of D-troit and it felt like I was walking through my childhood mistakes.

by Slangipedia 17d ago