D-ware
A place so far out, it’s like the middle of nowhere, but even the nowhere part is mad at it. Cow-tipping is their only sport, and they take it seriously like it’s the Super Bowl.
I went to D-ware and got kicked out for not tipping a cow properly.
Cow-tipping is their version of the Super Bowl, it’s that big.
They even have cow-tipping tournaments in the middle of the woods.