D-ware
A place so far out in the boondocks, you could walk to the moon and still not get a signal. Houses are so far apart, you might as well be on Mars.
My cousin’s house is so far out, he walks to school and back like it’s a job.
You can’t even call someone in D-ware, the phone just says ‘no service’ and laughs at you.
The roads are so bad, my uncle’s bike broke just trying to ride it.