D. I. C. (Diversity Industrial Complex)

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A bunch of fake people making fake problems to get fake money.

"We need more diversity in the boardroom!", said by someone who’s never been to a boardroom.

"Why can’t we just all get along?", said by someone who’s never met a coworker.

"I’m here to represent the underrepresented!", said by someone who’s got a private jet.

When everyone is trying to be special but no one is actually special.

"I identify as a walking rainbow!", said by someone who’s never seen a rainbow.

"I’m here for equity, not equality!", said by someone who’s got a gym membership.

"I’m not just black, I’m black and proud!", said by someone who’s never been called a n***er.

People making up jobs just so they can get more money and more praise.

"I have 17 identities now!", said by someone who’s never had a real job.

"I’m here to break the system!", said by someone who’s got a golden parachute.

"I’m not just a woman, I’m a woman of color!", said by someone who’s got a limo.

A group of people who all talk about justice but none of them ever do anything about it.

"I’m fighting for the marginalized!", said by someone who’s never been marginalized.

"I’m not just a person, I’m a person of color!", said by someone who’s never been told to go back to where they came from.

"I’m here for the sake of representation!", said by someone who’s got a mansion.

When people pretend to be struggling so they can get more attention and more money.

"I’m a walking stereotype!", said by someone who’s never had a stereotype.

"I’m here to change the world!", said by someone who’s got a private island.

"I’m not just a man, I’m a man of color!", said by someone who’s never been called a n***er.