D. Tongue Sanchez

Current Trending

3 views · Added 15d ago · 3 definitions

1
a gross lick from a dog right after it eats poop or licks a butt hole. it's like the dirtiest sanchez, but done with a dog tongue, and it doesn't always come from the top lip.
my dog just did a tongue sanchez on my shoe and now i can't wear it again
the dog did a tongue sanchez on my leg and i'm gonna have to take a shower
my dog did a tongue sanchez on my brother and he's still mad about it
2
when a dog goes for a lick right after a poop meal or a butt sniff. it's a messy version of the sanchez, but with dog tongue, and it doesn't always come from the top lip.
my dog did a tongue sanchez on my shirt and now it smells like poop
the dog did a tongue sanchez on my face and i'm still grossed out
my dog did a tongue sanchez on my mom and she's never gonna let me near her again
3
a dog's dirty lick after it eats poop or sniffs a butt. it's like the sanchez, but with dog tongue and no guarantees it's from the top lip.
my dog did a tongue sanchez on my dad and he's still mad at the dog
the dog did a tongue sanchez on my pet and now they're both gross
my dog did a tongue sanchez on my friend and now they're both covered in poop smell
xs