D. Pope
A sweaty, bald old man who flunks every student and can't get a date. He's so ugly he makes your grandma look good.
D. Pope just failed me in math. He doesn't even know what a fraction is. He probably thinks pizza is a math problem.
My crush said D. Pope asked him out. I threw up.
D. Pope tried to flirt with my mom. She gave him a look that could kill a dinosaur.