D. U. AYE!
the one guy or gal who drinks until they're blind and still thinks they're the best driver ever, even though they're about to crash into something.
He was blind, but he still said, 'I can drive!', then he hit a pole.
She said, 'I'm not drunk, I'm just... a little tired!', then she drove into a parking lot.
He screamed, 'I'm the best driver!', then he crashed into a dumpster.