D. U. AYE!
the person who drinks so hard they think they're invincible and takes the wheel like it's a wrestling match.
He said, 'I'm gonna take you all home!', then he ran a red light and hit a pizza truck.
She told us, 'I'm fine, I just need a second!', then she side-swiped a car.
He yelled, 'I'm not drunk, I'm just... extra!', then he drove into a bush.