D.A.A.C.

My cousin joined D. A. A. C. because he thought it was a cool way to get free pizza and brag rights.

My friend got kicked out of D. A. A. C. for not knowing what a 'dick' was.

I tried to join D. A. A. C. and got rejected because I didn’t know how to swear properly.

My brother got into a fight at D. A. A. C. because he said his member was better than mine.

At D. A. A. C., we don’t argue, we yell and throw things.

My teacher said D. A. A. C. is the reason half the school is in detention.

I saw my dad at D. A. A. C. wearing a crown and a membership card at the same time.

D. A. A. C. members think they're royalty just because they paid $5 to join.

My friend’s D. A. A. C. membership expired, and he cried like a baby.

At D. A. A. C., we punch pillows and call it a 'sparring match.'

I tried to be tough at D. A. A. C. and got punched by a kid who didn’t even know how to punch.

My uncle joined D. A. A. C. just to prove he could beat up a chicken.

At D. A. A. C., the loudest member is always the one who got kicked out.

I tried to talk at D. A. A. C. and got yelled at by three guys who didn’t even know what I said.

D. A. A. C. members can’t hear because they’re always yelling.

D. A. A. C. members don’t know they’re dumb, they think it’s a superpower.

At D. A. A. C., we don’t have meetings, we have 'dumb sessions.'

My friend joined D. A. A. C. and now he can’t remember his own name.