D. all of the above
you're like a guy who can fix anything, but only if it's cool enough to deserve your attention. you do everything, but only because you're too lazy to say no.
i can code, draw, and beat you up. but only if you're worth it.
i can cook, dance, and play the flute. but only if it's friday.
i can paint, build, and beat you at chess. but only if you don't make me wait.