D. U. AYE!
your friend who drinks so much they think they're a superhero and promise to drive you all home, even though they can't walk straight.
'I'm gonna drive you all home, bro! I've got superpowers!', then he drove into a tree.
She yelled, 'I can see the road!', then she swerved into a ditch.
He said, 'I'm not drunk, I'm just... relaxed!', he crashed into a mailbox.